Things I don't understand part one

Here are some things I don't understand: *body stockings *crotchless underwear *crotchless anything *grown women wearing hair bows *College Hill *Baldwin Hills *BET movies *BET in general *getting drunk on purpose *people who actually like being drunk *Pride being Halloween weekend *whole milk *white bread *Bourgeois people *Hurricane Chris wearing beads *songs that are popular today *music videos that are totally unrelated to the song *parents who are afraid of their children(I really don't understand that shit!)